Yeah, you. You over there thinking that #FHRITP is HILARIOUS. Or whatever the fuck you’re thinking. Because seriously, what are you thinking? Seriously. What world do you live in that it’s fine to surround a woman and harass her and that’s funny and that shouldn’t have any consequences and that’s “boys will be boys” or … Continue reading
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A Nation of Millions of Survivors
Hello Beloveds, Well, Ima open strong here: Fuck JG. I’m not even going to type out the full name here, because y’all know. You know. I can’t open the interwebs without getting triggered. I’ve tried to blog about this about ten times so far this week. I went on a wee bit of a … Continue reading
The Election That Doesn’t Kill #TOpoli Makes Us Stronger
First off, I want you all to notice that I resisted my initial urge to title this one “Doug Ford and his Chocolate Milk Can Go Fuck Themselves,” even though I’m sure that would have resonated with the current climate in my beloved city. I fucking love Toronto. I can’t really find the words. This … Continue reading
SmackupsidetheheadSunday.
In which Yeesus (and I don’t even think that is his real name) needs sensitivity training. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/14/kanye-west-stops-concert-to-yell-at-wheelchair-bound-kid-stand-up.html I would also like to point out that Mr Kanye himself has Epilepsy, which he has tried to hide from the public. That’s totes his business, beloveds– because how we deal with our crip awesomeness is our business– … Continue reading
DOUG FORD CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF FOREVER.
Welp. Rob Ford won’t be our mayor again. I find myself not celebratory at all. I went to Sunday School, dear beloveds. That’s why I call you beloveds, beloveds. Because in Sunday school, you have to recite a Bible verse or two. I chose mine because there was a song of it: “Beloved, let us … Continue reading
Doug Ford Can Go Fuck Himself
I have come from the Southlands to warn y’all. All of this has happened before, and it will happen again. I saw Bush Jr. get elected, twice. Mostly because of homophobia. The Fords are the Tea Party north, and they could win. MOBILIZE, beloveds. Do not become relaxed. Pick a candidate and fight like hell. … Continue reading
SPLAINING SO HARD.
Hello, beloveds and happy summer. Your professor has been having a fabulous summer so far, basking in her underemployed poverty while watching sportsball and dancing at World Pride and drinking on patios and eating delicious banh mi in parks and getting new beautiful tattoos (shameless plug for Greg Kidd at Sal’s Tattoo on Spadina. … Continue reading
My Toronto Islands
There’s a debate on right now. To change the Island Airport in T.O. I have to weigh in. First, in the interest of full disclosure, I’ve flown Porter Airlines. I liked it. The service was good, I like free cookies and drinkedy drinks, I do. I used Porter to fly to NYC on a trip. … Continue reading
In Which Your Professor Goes To the Opera and Wants to Burn it Down
Why, hello there my beloveds! Are you frozen? I mean, holy shitballs is it cold. I am so bored with the weather that I could barf. Perhaps you are, too. To change the subject, last night I went to the Opera. In case you don’t remember, I love the Opera a great deal. Opera means … Continue reading
(Meatless) Put it In Your Mouth Monday!
Hello Beloveds, Sometimes it is very nice indeed to eat some vegetables. It is nicer to the cows and pigs and stuff. It is even vegan, so you can eat it and feel very morally and physically superior. Like this: Last night I ate this: BBQ cauliflower salad (adapted from several sources on the interwebs) … Continue reading
