Put it in Your Mouth Monday

Put it in Your Mouth Monday

Happy Monday, my beloveds! Well, yes, so sue your professor.* She missed you this weekend, but sunshine, farm animals, and a snuggly sofa beckoned.  Hopefully you thought good and hard about who you would smackupsidethehead or how you would enjoy sexytime Saturday. Today, it’s sort of a two-fer.  Since Professor President Barack Obama was re-elected … Continue reading

Put it in Your Mouth Monday

Put it in Your Mouth Monday

Good morning my beautiful and perhaps slightly soggy beloveds, As your Professor eats her tasty and nourishing breakfast, she has been pondering what to tell you to put in your mouth. She has decided upon a delicacy from her motherland which has recently, along with her beloved Kentucky Bourbon, been suffering a bit from overexposure … Continue reading

Put it in Your Mouth Monday

Put It in Your Mouth Monday

Happy Metric Thanksgiving, ya’ll. Well, American beloveds, today is Canadian Thanksgiving, referred to by Canadians as “Thanksgiving”. One of the things that makes your professor feel very, very grateful is when she can put a cookie up in her mouth.  Your professor realizes that perhaps cookies are not the best or most traditional dessert treat … Continue reading