Yeah, you. You over there thinking that #FHRITP is HILARIOUS. Or whatever the fuck you’re thinking. Because seriously, what are you thinking? Seriously. What world do you live in that it’s fine to surround a woman and harass her and that’s funny and that shouldn’t have any consequences and that’s “boys will be boys” or … Continue reading
Category Archives: What?! Wednesday
Doug Ford Can Go Fuck Himself
I have come from the Southlands to warn y’all. All of this has happened before, and it will happen again. I saw Bush Jr. get elected, twice. Mostly because of homophobia. The Fords are the Tea Party north, and they could win. MOBILIZE, beloveds. Do not become relaxed. Pick a candidate and fight like hell. … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Hey beloveds, Yeah, I know. Your professor has been busy living her life instead of chronicling it. So sue him. But seriously, people, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK? A lot of shit has been going down lately. Cops are out of control (don’t watch these videos if you don’t have a Xanax handy)lately, and our rights … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Happy Wednesday beloveds, I hope you are all sleeping off your “ding dong! Rob Ford isn’t out mayor anymore maybe probably” hangovers, and feel all better now. Because, I am afraid I’m about to make you feel worse. Much, much, much worse. Remember Trayvon Martin? He was essentially shot dead for being in the “wrong” … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Hello again beloveds, Well, the United States Americans are winding down with their election. Your professor’s political views should be pretty known at this point. Long story short, if Romney is elected your professor and her ladyparts are applying for political asylum in her beloved Canada, where they say “zed” instead of “zee”, but really … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Ooooooh, beloveds. . .the world is just a hot buttered mess of “WHAT?!” right now. In fact, your Professor is just about to sprain her palate with so much ejective consonanting from really pronouncing that final “t”. So, today, regrettably it’s a smorgasbord of “WHAT?!” that your professor is serving for her beloveds. So … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Greetings and happy Wednesday, beloveds. Sometimes your professor comes along something in the newsy-news that makes her speechless. . .in a manner in which the ability to pronounce an entire word is completely lost. In this case, here usual “WHAT?!” turns into something different in which her mind turns to jello and she is transported … Continue reading
WHAT?! Wednesday
Happy Wednesday, beloveds. Sometimes, your professor hears something very, very, very not nice. Because she tries only to use nice words because she is a ladyperson, sometimes the only response your professor has to these very, very, very not nice things is: what?! This what?! Is uttered with a mixture of shock and rage that … Continue reading
