Good Sunday to you, beloveds, First of all, a very special smackupsidethehead! to whatever civic genius thought it would be a good idea to shut down seemingly every north/southbound street in the Toronto AND the subway south of Bloor on a super busy summer weekend. BOOOM! to you, whoever you are. I choose to always … Continue reading
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Sexytime Saturday
Hi beloveds, Why not spend your sexytime Saturday evening learning about the clitoris? and. . .you’re welcome. Go forth and be sexy in your way, Professor LPB Continue reading
Feminism is for Everybody Friday
Good morning, beloveds, Today we are going to talk about bodies. I have one, you have one, hell. . . nearly every human has one. This year, in the frozen tundra of T.O. where I usually ride a polar bear to my work igloo from my home igloo, it has been hot. Like, crazy hot. … Continue reading
What?! Wednesday
Hey beloveds, Yeah, I know. Your professor has been busy living her life instead of chronicling it. So sue him. But seriously, people, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK? A lot of shit has been going down lately. Cops are out of control (don’t watch these videos if you don’t have a Xanax handy)lately, and our rights … Continue reading
Terrific Tuesday!
Hey, So, yeah. Tuesdays, amirite? Anyways, I have a tumblr now. You can visit it and directly ask me questions about music or philosophies or unicorns or what-have-ye. Do it. http://professorlpb.tumblr.com/ many inappropriate hugs and kisses, Professor LPB Continue reading
Put it in your Mouth Monday!
Hey beloveds, So, how are you doing? It’s been a while. . .hey, you look great. . .have you been working out. I have, well, in between fabulously crip flares of fatigue and writing like the crazy person I am. I have returned to share a few revelations with you. I will make this short … Continue reading
Feminism is for Every Body Friday!
Hello my dear dear sweet beloveds, I am not dead. I am, however, very busy and adjusting to a new teaching schedule. From time to time I will pop up in a surprise fashion and delight you with some wordy words. Today I wish to delight you with some words that are not mine. … Continue reading
Terrific Tuesdays: New Year’s Revolutions
Happy New Year, Beloveds! Wow, 2012 can fuck right off, can’t it? There was a lot of ugly in the world this year. Here’s to a 2013 with a lot less ugly. Once, a long time ago, your professor worked running a choir for little adorable teeny-tinies. One day, one of these super cool little … Continue reading
Put it in Your Mouth Monday
Good morning beloveds, If you’re anything like me, sometimes you like food. A lot. So much so, that your pants get tighter. You can buy bigger pants, or you can diet. Well, I don’t like dieting. My current philosophy on dieting is summed up in this brilliant post by Professor Margaret Cho. I was once … Continue reading
Terrific Tuesdays
Man o maney man man, beloveds. . . It seems as if it’s getting harder and harder to find niceness, let alone terrificness in the world as of late. Innocents are slaughtered, either by lone gunmen or drone strikes. Workers in Pakistan who were trying to increase vaccinations against motherfucking polio were shot and killed … Continue reading
