What?! Wednesday

What?! Wednesday

Hello again beloveds,

Well, the United States Americans are winding down with their election.  Your professor’s political views should be pretty known at this point.  Long story short, if Romney is elected your professor and her ladyparts are applying for political asylum in her beloved Canada, where they say “zed” instead of “zee”, but really do not say “aboot” or “eh”.

There was a lot of “what?!” this week.  There can be only one winner, and here she is.  MittfuckingRomney is once again the star of our show. Here’s what he said in July of this year:

“He {President Professor Barack Obama} says we need more fireman, more policeman, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It’s time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.”

This is straight up rich white man dude privilege talking, beloveds.  MittfuckingRomney has never lived in a community that the police wouldn’t come to.  He has never been pulled over and harassed and frisked for no good reason, had his car searched or been asked for his “papers” because he looks like he might be an immigrant.  In rich white man dude privilege world, you don’t think you need more public service workers, because rich white man dude privilege world is always fully staffed. This is the sort of injustice in our troubled world that makes your Professor’s riding crop all twitchy and itchy.

He also hates unions, that MittfuckingRomney.  The police, the firefighters and other first responders are union workers. The workers that will get the MTA in NYC back up and running and moving millions of people a day are union workers.  The power company linemen working right now to get everyone’s power back on, guess what. . .union thugs.  I want the people who literally run the world to be compensated fairly. They deserve to retire well, and have good insurance and benefits, etc.

Helping the American people means that when natural disasters strike, the government will be there to “insure domestic tranquility” and “promote the general welfare”.  Government workers will put out fires, rescue trapped people or save lives in ambulances.

A special gold star to Republican governor of New Jersey, who has never been the professor’s favourite person, but said this:

“I have no idea, nor am I the least bit concerned or interested. I have a job to do in New Jersey that is much bigger than presidential politics,” Mr. Christie said. “If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don’t know me.”

In fact, Governor Christie gets extra professor gold stars, because he said that on motherfucking Fox News.

Until tomorrow,

In whatness,

Professor LPB


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